TheHigherUps Rape Whistle

Are you in danger? Do you need serious help? Does someone need to assist you because you act like a 4 year old? If so, you need TheHigherUps Rape Whistle. TheHigherUps Rape Whistle will loudly notify anyone in the area if you are in danger and need help. Someone about to rape you? Blow the whistle. Someone about to rob you at gunpoint? Blow the fucking whistle! There's a black person nearby? BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE! While you are blowing the whistle, cover your ears. If you don't, YOU WILL FUCKING BREAK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EARDRUMS. FUCKING IDIOT!