Assault Pipe

Looking for SERIOUS DAMAGE? Looking for a literal MIND SHATTERING DEVICE? Looking for a tool that you can use on the mentally disabled? Well, here you go, we present TheHigherUps Assault Pipe. Bash and hit people to defend yourself with the skull crushing power that this pipe offers. Watch the attacker's life fade from their eyes after you crush their skull in with over 12,500 LBS OF FORCE. Be careful not to accidentally hit yourself with this pipe or you will send LITERAL PIECES OF YOUR SKULL INTO THE STRATOSPHERE.
Find a mentally disabled person that just PISSES YOU OFF? JUST FUCKING BASH THEIR SKULL IN WITH THE PIPE! This pipe works on all mentally challenged people of all different challenges. See people with autism, cerebral palsy, and even down syndrome? This pipe works on all of them!