Assault Beans

Assault beans are the best self defense product. Disguised as beans, it makes the perfect self defense product. It can easily fit into a purse or a bag and stay hidden. Assault beans are extremely easy to use. All you have to do is open the can and then throw it. You only have one chance to throw the beans at the attacker so if you miss your fucked. So don't miss. Assault beans are only $7 per can. An extremely cheap way to defend yourself.

Warning: Do not eat the contents of the can. There are no real beans inside. If if ingested, you may experience hallucinations or possible death.